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THE UNITED STATES OF AUSSIETRAILIA

by I WANT WAR

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about

From the scorched bogan wastelands of MidLOATHEian - by way of New Zealand and the North Sea - comes your new least favourite punk rock bastard duo - I WANT WAR.

Armed to the teeth with cans and big fucking rubber cocks, there won’t be a more critically ignored EP released this year - and that’s exactly what members JêZZêR cRïMbø and RØnn¥ $ud$ want. Probably.

I WANT WAR’s debut EP “UNITED STATES OF AUSSIETRAILIA” has been digitally unleashed on the world, bringing with it sacks of noisy punk bops and even larger, filthier sacks of desert dystopia - if you’re thinking badly copied VHS tapes of shit movies with worse acting and a soundtrack that is constantly shifting horrendously out of tune, you’re spot fucking on.

Party ragers from the benefits line (“dole day rage”) and rudeboy bangers (“anal ape”) mer
ge with the jumped up punx of Viagra Boys and The Chats, spaffing all of cRïMbø and $ud$’s influences against the wall in a torrent of anarchic, reeking pish. It’s unhinged and unhealthy for you, but isn’t everything great in life?


Consider this a warning - I WANT WAR will threaten to disgust you into being your new favourite band. They’ll also place your kids birthday party if your kid is fucking sound enough.

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released February 12, 2021

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CHRISTWVRKS Edinburgh, UK

Jamie Christ is an internationally recognised blackwork tattoo artist and vocalist for Sectioned.
CHRISTWVRKS is a multimedia project comprising music and physical art.

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